While held briefly in your arms a baby is held forever in your heart.

What to write in a new baby card funny. Love and Joy Kiss and Adore Thats what little Babies are For. Funny Baby Shower Messages You better remember this baby shower this will be one of the last showers you enjoy in peace. Now you should skill up know how to sing lullabies and follow the stories.

The funny and humorous new baby messages would bring a smile on the face of the receiver. If the shower takes place before the baby arrives consider making a list with a title like I hope the baby inherits your The items might range from beautiful green eyes to wicked sense of humor to Jayhawk pride New Baby Wishes. If addressing the card to the parents always address them both given their both in the babys life You can address the whole family if you know them very well or just the baby for a sweet touch Feel free to get a little deep in cards to very close friends or family members eg.

The new baby wishes and funny greetings can be sent through text messages. Maybe you never imagined your friend becoming a parent or maybe you knew they were born to be a mummy or daddy. But that doesnt have to be an obstacle.

Congratulations on the arrival of baby XX. A new baby makes love stronger days shorter nights longer savings smaller and homes happier. So glad your baby is not a complete munter.

Congratulations on your new baby I hope it doesnt grow up to be an ugly cunt like you. Congratulations I really hope your new baby is either a girl or a boy. These messages are also great whether it is a baby boy or baby girl.

So happy for you two. Thats going to be one. Cant wait to teach the kid some decent swear words.