You were educated in the old ways.

What to write in a birthday card funny reddit. Funny Birthday Quotes Wishes. I hope you enjoy it a lot hahaha happy birthday funny. They say that with age comes wisdom.

Age is just a number. Wisecracks about getting older jokes about over-indulging. Unfortunately for you that number keeps increasing.

If I tried to count up to your age today I would go hoarse. We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year but quickly ran out of. Congrats on escaping the womb many years ago.

And in some eastern Asian cultures like in China and Korea the first 100 days of a childs life is cause for huge celebration as is the first birthday. Do me a favor. Hahaha Congratulations that you meet all your goals.

Heres what we got for you. Art Puns With a bit of basic art skills you can use these quotes and ideas to create a truly punny birthday card. You have experienced life together.

And while there is a time and place for elegance and class this is also the perfect moment for a little humor wit and silliness. Choosing a birthday card is just half the battle. I wish you the best of birthdays.