I promise when you get old and forgetful I wont let you forget to wash your hands after you pee or feed the cat food to your cat and not yourself.

What to write in a 18th birthday card funny. Remember that you will be older next year. Dont worry about your age today. Throw an awesome party and have some fun.

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder. Being funny is hard enough. Happy Birthday - you may be another year older but Im not sure youre another year wiser.

Having a successful teenage life takes a lot of hard work and perseverance. Age is a funny business. You are the age you are today.

Here are some suggestions. Wishing you a memorable 18th birthday. 18th Birthday Card Messages.

But not in a special ed way Happy Birthday. Have a great day. Now youre old enough to be tried as an adult.

General Funny Birthday Wishes. Youll be even older next year. Congratulations and Age-related Funny Birthday Wishes.