17 I understand that youre only 80 years old now.

What to write in a 17th birthday card funny. Elvis Sinatra Dean Martin the Beatles Kennedy John Wayne Tiny Timokay most of the greats. General Funny Birthday Wishes. Happy 17th Birthday to my handsome awesome son.

Thats how you look forward to me and Im happy to share this day with you. It turns out that I was right. Congratulations and Age-related Funny Birthday Wishes.

While you were reading this card I ate your entire birthday cake. Having a son like you is one of the greatest joys in my life so your birthday is a joyous occasion fit for celebration. For your birthday I wish you a year full of health and happiness.

Giving a little homespun advice can really add a laugh to the funny happy birthday messages already on the cards you send. Heres to writing checks at the grocery store doing the NYT crossword puzzle by hand and eating dinner by 5pm so we can be in bed by 9pm youre right 8pm is more realistic. Lets see how to do this.

I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. To Do List. I cant wait to see the ways in which youll surprise me with your intelligence kindness and creativity this year.

May you keep being perfect and celebrate well. A glorious 17 th Birthday friend. I Really Hope I really hope you like this gift that you specifically told me to buy for you.