Congratulations on the birth of your adorable baby boy.

What to say to a new dad funny. I sure hope lady that you know CPR cos you are taking my breath away. Dont worry after a couple of years all these hairs will be gone and you. May heshe grow up to be as funny as you.

03 The day is finally here and so is he. New parents typically love to hear how the baby looks like them -- especially the mom who has worked very hard to grow her and bring her into the world. Just after she got engaged my daughter asked me how much it costs to get married.

Another Round of Funny Things Dads Say The City of Happiness is in the State of Mind. Thanks for being awesome at life. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

04 I couldnt be any happier for you both on the arrival of your little man. You know Im not very good with writing things in cards. Enjoy the birthday cake.

Congratulations on soon to be a father for the first time. There is not a feeling in the world that compares to holding your new baby for the first time. Today is a great opportunity for you to eat everything you want as its your birthday.

Admire the Baby. Funny things to say to girl. You two are going to make the most fantastic parents.