Funny 60th Birthday Wishes Funny 60th birthday wishes and messages that poke fun at birthdays and aging great for friends and family members who enjoy a good joke.

What to say in a 60th birthday card funny. In a few years the senior discount will cover half of all your expenses. Oh well happy 60th birthday. Funny is usually the best policy for a milestone birthday card message.

Funny Verses for 60th Birthday Cards pictures in here are posted and uploaded by Adina Porter for your funny verses for 60th birthday cards. Good thing people dont age as fast as some other things like dogs cars or computers. Its not that 60-year-old people are lazyby 60 theyre masters at efficiency.

Congratulations on being a year older and still maintaining such a low level of maturity. So sweet 60 doesnt mean over the hill. Youll know youre getting older when your childhood nightmares like missing a party staying home on a Saturday night and going to bed early actually sound amazing to you.

Or just text them a joke on their birthday as a funny way to say congratulations. Happy 60th birthday name enjoy the many years ahead and always remember that you are my one and only best friend. Happy 60th Birthday.

Your cereal is chosen for the fiber content instead of the toy content. You are truly an inspiration. Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles.

Congratulations on turning 60. Roses are red violets are blue. You say things like little shaver teenybopper whippersnapper wet behind the ears and snotnosed punk Amusement park tickets cost more for your grandkids than you.