In a few years the senior discount will cover half of all your expenses.

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Have a very happy. Its all uphill from 60. More pills but more thrills.

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Its not that 60-year-old people are lazyby 60 theyre masters at efficiency. In honor of your 60th birthday I crunched 60 sit-ups walked 60 minutes ran up 60 stairs and napped for 60 hours. It is a time to reflect on a life that has contained many meaningful experiences.