Today is your 50th birthday which means your are only five years away from qualifying for the seniors discount at Dennys.

What to say in a 50th birthday card funny. Your are now old. Youve accumulated the knowledge of 50 years on this planet. Your 50th birthday brings a whole new set of skills to the table.

I just wanted you to know that they say 50 is the new 30 skinny jeans are out and the saggy relaxed look is in. Funny 50th birthday sayigns. You spend more time trimming your nose hair than head hair.

Also neatly pressed polo shirts are out and well worn and wrinkled is in. Happy 50th birthday to. Happy 50th Birthday The good news is that turning 50 means you are no longer getting older.

If you wake up in a strange place tomorrow morning you. Good luck blowing out all those candles. Funny 50th Birthday Sayings.

Congratulations and Happy 50th Birthday. Funny Things to Write In A 50th Birthday Card pictures in here are posted and uploaded by Adina Porter for your funny things to write in a 50th birthday card. While you were reading this card I ate your entire birthday cake.

Enjoy your gift of nothing. Birthday Wishes For Dad. Congratulations on reaching an age when you stop pretending that you care about pop culture technology and your looks.