My cousin-in-law whose heart is bigger than his brain.

What does cousin eddie say. National Lampoons Christmas Vacation. But even with his over-the-top lack of manners and vomit-inducing hygiene habits Cousin Eddie is still the family member you would certainly want in your corner when the outside world deems it OK to do you wrong during the Christmas holiday. The Jelly of The Month Club.

To Clark after they discover that the cat was electrocuted If that cat had nine lives he just spent em all. I appreciate that Clark. I really shouldnt Eddie.

View Quote If that cat had nine lives she just spent em all. Yeah it sure does. Talking about Snot Eddies dog Eddie.

My hands are all chapped. An ordinary man who represents all men. Stream the Movie - httpsamznto2YXZtD3A clip from the Christmas classic National Lampoons Christmas Vacation.

Cousin Eddie describes the metal plate i. If you scratch his belly Clark he will love you till the day you die. After Clark and Ellen arrive at Eddies house in Kansas they discover that Ellens Aunt Edna is not only still alive but she needs a ride back to Phoenix which Clark is extremely unhappy about.

View Quote They had to replace my metal plate with a plastic one. Every time Catherine would rev up the microwave Id piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour. But dont you go falling in love with it now because were taking it with us when we leave here next month.