The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door.

What did the wife say to the husband jokes. By all means marry. What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction. Ever since Sir Ian McKellen played Widow Twankey in 2004 a slew of famous faces have been gracing the festive boards - and honing those old chestnuts to make them as up-to-date as possible.

Finally the husband decided to break the silence and say something sarcastic to his wife. The farmer stares his wife directly in the eyes and yells THIS IS THE PIG I HAVE SEX WITH WHEN YOU HAVE A HEADACHE The farmers wife looks him up and down and states. His wife reminded him.

Did you hear about the man who got stabbed in the back by his wife after 60 years of marriage. You are getting fat. A man and his wife were taking an afternoon drive through the countryside.

What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body He looked at her from head to toe and replied. A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office. Dont they remind you of your relatives.

Here the chef knows how to cook. Your neck looks slimmer. The husband whisperes to the wife Honey im going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where hes going with this She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.

Youve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour. A wife asked her husband. Look at all the cows and pigs in the pasture.