Hold the cranberry sauce and pass the thanksgiving jokes!

Weird thanksgiving jokes. When is the delicious turkey soup bad for you? Web thanksgiving is a time to gather around the table, eat delicious food, share what you're thankful for and. Why did the turkey start a band?

What did the thanksgiving turkey say to the christmas ham? We’ll worry about the christmas tree later. Take the oven out of the turkey.

You may not have added the latter. “laughing out loud,” one person wrote. My family told me to stop telling thanksgiving jokes, but i told them i couldn’t just quit “cold turkey.”

Hey, i just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing, so carve me maybe. Web a turkey — it’s always stuffed. One glorious thanksgiving, my mom and aunt decided to try edibles.

You never know when you might get a reputation as the funny guy and be put on the spot to keep telling jokes! Don't take yourself too seriously. A family member giving you the bird.

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