Everyone can see it but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Top funniest quotes of all time. Steven Wright Click to tweet. When I was a kid my parents moved a lot but I always found them. There are 106 miles to Chicago we have a full tank of gas half a pack of cigarettes its dark and were wearing sunglasses The Blues Brothers 1980 -Elwood Dan Aykroyd to Jake John Belushi as they try to make it to their gig on time.

Dazed and Confused. Matthew McConaughey delivers one of the most enduring funny movie quotes as the adult stoner Wooderson who hobnobs with high. Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love.

Spanish proverb Click to tweet. Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.

Here we share 60 short funny quotes and funny wise sayings with beautiful images and funny pictures. Sometimes simply observing daily life provides enough funny quotes to make you laugh. Light travels faster than sound.

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Whenver you stuck in a situation of what to do or what not to do these funny quotes and syings will help you to deal with the situations like nothing ever happened. The Very Best Famous Movie Quotes of All Time With Gifs We rounded up some of the funniest movie quotes from the best movies over the past 30 years. Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.