“thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.” — p.j.

Thanksgiving quotes short funny. “i am grateful for what i am and have. For those of you who cannot be with family this thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag. An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on thanksgiving day.

You ain’t seen stuffing yet. Thanksgiving is the following of that impulse. Thanksgiving is a time to count your blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home.

Be prepared and check out our list of the best funny quotes for thanksgiving that we gathered from across the internet. “living in a state of gratitude is the gateway to grace. Thankfulness is the natural impulse to express that feeling.

Is there anything else we can agree so vehemently about? You can tell you ate too much for thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out. Web 1 erma bombeck getty i come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. 2 charlie brown getty i can't cook a thanksgiving dinner.

The best way to show our utmost appreciation is not through. “it’s thanksgiving and we should not want to be together, together!”—rachel green, friends. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump.

General happy thanksgiving wishes for everyone. All i can make is cold cereal and maybe toast. 3 nora ephron getty the turkey. Cout your blessings not your calories.