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Thanksgiving quotes jokes. We’ll worry about the christmas tree later. From dad jokes to turkey jokes, there's a pun for everyone. July 26, 2022, 6:16 pm utc.

Getting the longer part of the wishbone is a snap. What do policemen eat at thanksgiving? What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?

My feet are still on the ground. What do you call a sad cranberry? We’re really plucky to have a great turkey this thanksgiving.

They went to the dock! And then discover once a year is way too often. Thanksgiving just gets me all warm and tingly and all kinds of wonderful inside.

Web that mythology included eating turkeys, which were in abundance during fall in hale’s native new england.”. After hale’s campaign and lincoln’s declaration, turkey really took off. Thanksgiving is an emotional time.

Why did the turkey get kicked out of the movie theater? What did sick people do on the mayflower? Once upon a time, there was a poultry farmer that was experimenting with ways to breed turkeys that had more legs in hopes of getting larger profits.