Web start thanksgiving dinner with a laugh with a side of thanksgiving humor.

Thanksgiving jokes one-liners. “i am all drooling over your gravy. A family member giving you the bird. Web the turkey trot.

What did the hen say to the turkey when he told her talk turkey to me? Web “do you want to go to my place and stuff? Web you wanna piece of me? why should you never tell secrets in a cornfield?

Puns can be a hoot to hear and share, especially if you’ve got the words. Hey i just met you, and this is gravy, but here’s my stuffing,. Squash what’s black, white and red?

Web i am so relieved! Web a turkey that can pluck itself! What did the turkey say to the man who tried to shoot it?

What song should you listen to on thanksgiving? Because the corn has ears. Who doesn’t appreciate a little word play?

What did the pilgrim wear to dinner? “some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.”. May your stuffing be tasty.