Can a turkey jump higher than the statue of liberty?

Thanksgiving jokes for kindergarteners. Why did the farmer steamroll his potato field? Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down? What did the turkey say to the computer?

A turkey that can pluck itself! To prove he wasn’t a chicken! What is it called when a turkey fumbles in football?

Web after you gobble up the last of your mashed potatoes and pumpkin pie, share some funny thanksgiving jokes and puns. What happens if you eat too much at thanksgiving? Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?

What’s the best thing to put into pumpkin pie? What always comes at the beginning of a parade? What do you wear to thanksgiving dinner?

What does dracula call thanksgiving? You put your right wing in and you shake it all about. What does thanksgiving have in common with halloween?

Why did the turkey cross the road twice? What always comes at the end of thanksgiving? Why was the turkey the drummer in the band?