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Thanksgiving jokes for elementary students. Why was the thanksgiving soup so expensive? Can a turkey jump higher than the statue of liberty? The turkey trot why did the turkey cross the road?

“vegetarians” why did johnny get such low grades after thanksgiving? A turkey with a scoop of cranberry sauce. You see this festive event along the street on this very special day, from felix to mickey to dora and bugs bunny, all of the people will make way.

“you need 2 scoops of ice cream, some root beer, and a turkey.” what are turkeys mostly thankful for at thanksgiving? Why didn’t the turkey eat a bite at thanksgiving dinner? My family told me to stop telling thanksgiving jokes, but i said i couldn't quit cold turkey.

What did dad say when he was asked to say grace? Why do pilgrims’ pants always fall down? He wanted people to think he was a chicken.

Ridgedale elementary celebrates before thanksgiving break. What did the turkey say to the computer? Web hopefully, you found our collection of funny thanksgiving jokes, riddles, and short stories entertaining.

What did the pilgrim wear to dinner? If pilgrims travel on the mayflower, then what do college students travel on? Web you should never play with your turkey.