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Thanksgiving jokes and puns. Web doctor at sea q. What do thanksgiving and halloween have in common? Puns can be a hoot to hear and share, especially if you’ve got the words right.

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2) a young man who worked at a grocery store had just finished stocking the turkeys in the freezer when a woman approached and asked, “excuse me, do these turkeys get any bigger?” “no ma’am,” he replied. Web if you enjoyed our corny thanksgiving puns and jokes, be sure to check out the rest of laffgaff for lots more funny holiday jokes and other thanksgiving humor too, such as these: It doesn’t get butter than this.

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