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Thanksgiving humorous anecdotes. Each year the President of the United States pardons a turkey before Thanksgiving at a White House ceremony. Anecdotes a Preacher Would Kill For. One story claims that Harry Truman pardoned a turkey in 1947 but the Truman Library has been unable.

A Thanksgiving Anecdote by Charles West Soup Attempt for the Soul by Patrick Williams Blurred Vision by Beth Lynn Clegg A Rock Castle Thanksgiving by Angie Reedy Thanksgiving Humor in the Yahoo. Grandparents have anecdotes to share about their Thanksgiving holidays and you can create a trove of memories to pass on to the next generation and create a tradition around values such as love sharing generosity and fun. You can eat dinner at 4 PM.

The traditions origin is uncertain. Be thankful your computer isnt down. I said what you said but in a different way.

Today is a beautiful day but I cannot see it. Hold the cranberry sauce and pass the Thanksgiving jokes. I forgot to buy a turkey and my wife will kill me if I dont come home with one Okay says the butcher.

Because they use such fowl language What does a Pilgrim call his best friend. Our Thanksgiving jokes for kids funny Thanksgiving quotes. Funny Thanksgiving Anecdotes.

You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations. You may think of Thanksgiving as an opportunity to eat potatoes in as many different forms as you can but its also a great opportunity for flirting with your crush. The other customers gathered around in shock.