Gobble up these humorous happy thanksgiving messages and serve up some smiles this holiday!

Thanksgiving funny message. I brake for pumpkin pie. Web give 'em pumpkin to talk about at the table. I stuffed it through the beak.

Have a spicetacular thanksgiving holiday! Web “if you desire more stuffing then stuff something else other than turkey. Web here are a few more of my favorite funny thanksgiving quotes for a smile!

Wtf = wine, thanksgiving, and family. Turkey, mashed potatoes, stuffing, cranberry sauce. Leaving are falling which means thanksgiving is calling.

Have a gourd time this turkey day! Writers, comedians, movies, and they all do a great job at making. What does a limping turkey say?

‘hey, how about at thanksgiving we just eat a lot?’ ‘but we do that everyday!’ ‘oh. Thanksgiving isn't thanksgiving without the works: What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us.’ “—jim gaffigan “thanksgiving is an emotional time.

So, you might want to sleep with one eye open tonight! Web “you and i should count our blessings, but we should also make them count!” —neal a. Web 1 erma bombeck getty i come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. 2 charlie brown getty i can't cook a thanksgiving dinner.