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Thanksgiving funniest quotes. Americans it seems to me tend to protect their children from the harshness of life in their interest. Share em with your old man. Its not just the food.

There are the potential cooking disasters the awkward family moments and this year plenty of opportunities to make jokes about Megyn Kelly. The atmosphere of warmth fun and humor adds to the festivity and contributes to the family legacy. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house we had an enormous feast and then I killed them and took their land.

Thanksgiving wouldnt be the same without the turkey. Durans board thanksgiving funniest on Pinterest. After a good dinner one can forgive anybody even ones own relations.

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Your family will gobble up these funny Thanksgiving quotes about family dysfunction food festivities traditions and more. While Thanksgiving is a time to spread love and give thanksand obviously enjoy all the food and drinksit invariably ends with a nighttime food-coma-induced TV or movie binge. Happy Thanksgiving Funny Quotes.

On Thanksgiving reunions Thanksgiving is an emotional time. He was a lunatic Dad Jokes and Funny Father Quotes because fathers are fodder for funny. Funny Thanksgiving quotes are a collection of oneliners by people about eating food and coping with family during Thanksgiving Day.