Here are 11 of the bards best dirty jokes.

Sword name joke. But also pact of the blade. Live by the sword die by the sword is a proverb in the form of a parallel phrase derived from the Gospel of Matthew Matthew 26 2652. SIR TOBY BELCH Excellent.

Love a joke name. Fishy Stick Well you could use it for fishing. I think naming your sword is fatuous but it can also be funny.

Excellent because like you dont really think of Warlocks as wielding swords. One fateful week when tensions were high between this kingdom and another Harold though it would be a good idea to splurge on a new sword so he headed for the smithy. Chinese Swordsman Show me your stuff the Chinese man stepped forth and released a fly from its box and with two swings of his swords cut the fly neatly into Quarters.

The young man says I seek the greatest swordsman in the world Without a word the old man draws his sword and flicks it in the air at a passing fly. Lets see what I can come up with. What do i name my sword.

A young man climbs a mountain to a ledge where there sits an old man with a sword in his lap. Lets compile some funny ones. Clever jokey names for swords.

It hangs like flax on a distaff. SIR ANDREW But it becomes me well enough does t not. Number Two Samurai show me what you do The Chinese samurai smiled confidently stepped forward and opened a tiny box releasing a fly.