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Another Funny Car Joke. Do not cry because I was smiling Unknown Its more fun to drive a slow car fast then to drive a fast car slow Unknown Nothing is awesome then a classic car Unknown You cant fix stupid Unknown. No Merc when youre still in the youth team no Porsche unless youre a Premier League regular.

Nothing better than being at the track with my family. I couldnt find the sports car of my dreams so I built it myselfFerdinand Porsche A car is like a mother-in-law if you let it it will rule your lifeJaime Lerner Flying cars are not a very efficient way to move things from one point to anotherBill Gates. The driver got some rope out of the trunk and tied it to his bumper.

I couldnt find the sports car of my dreams so I built it myself. Keep calm and move fast. Clever Truckers A truck with two truckers was had just passed through small town and was driving on the back roads on the way to a slightly bigger town when they came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 112.

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