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Sports car funny quotes. Car racing is my passion. Never have more children than you have car windows. Take care of your car in the garage and the car will take care of you on the road.

Hang up and drive. After a moment the son asks his father Do you think we could use a sponge instead One liner tags. Trying to reach the speed of light.

Keep calm and move fast. Live fast die young. Clever Truckers A truck with two truckers was had just passed through small town and was driving on the back roads on the way to a slightly bigger town when they came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 112.

Ad Find Your New Car at Your Lowest Price. Nothing better than being at the track with my family. Nov 23 2020 - Explore Randy Bs board FUNNY CAR QUOTES on Pinterest.

Choose From Hundreds of New 2020 2021 Vehicles. Asking someone else to drive your sports car is like asking someone else to kiss your girlfriend. A dad is washing the car with his son.

Car racing more addictive than heroin. I am a racing chick. You should never get ahead of yourself car-wise.