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Sailing boat jokes. The jokes about sailing on this page are clean and safe for all ages. Awesome collection of jokes bro. Unsure on what to do one of them throws a cigarette overboard.

Heading out to go sailing or going on a cruise. When sailing ships ruled the waves a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says What you gonna do with that.

Told a friend that I went on a sailing course in Poole. The Best 50 Sailing Jokes. Not many times will you see a boat sailing close to where you are but hey that is a reason enough to go sailing with your friends.

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3 men were on a boat. Why didnt the sailors play cards. As the crew became frantic the captain bellowed to his First Mate.