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Its that time of year when we eat too much and find ourselves stuffed to the brim with nothing to do but lie around and make each other chuckle. Leggings leaves and lattes 35. One line jokes mean that you are told your funny moments words just in one line to another.

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If a turkey runs away does that make it a chicken. So were here to tickle your funny bone and maybe your wishbone with some classic Thanksgiving jokes for kids. The CEO of IKEA was elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

Try sharing one of these Thanksgiving one-liners. Not a good day to be my pants. The turkeys been in the oven for two hours and its still running around.

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