Its a proven scientific fact that insults are 100x better when theyre spoken with a British accent.

Old fashioned insult names. One of our favorite facets of British English are the beautiful insults that are possible with the proper turn of phrase. Thou dost infect my eyes. Oh man Im so scared of birds I cant even go outside if there are too many out there.

Hes so mean hed steal a fly from a blind spider. It cant really get clearer than that. From charming old man names like Bernard and Raymond to cute-as-a-button old-fashioned girl names like Darlene and Harriet these older generation names are totally on trend.

Take a look at these unusual old fashioned names for ideas. Thou dost infect my eyes. A tomato was in fact an old fashioned term to describe a good looking attractive lady.

He was so mean hed fight a rattler and give him the first bite. A farmer who rises late and is behind in his chores. He was mean enough to steal a coin off a dead mans eyes.

The meaning has mutated quite a bit. Fake - Tomato was indeed an old fashioned term to describe someone but it wasnt a insult. Offensive an insulting name for a woman who you think is unpleasant.

Stop laughing its an insult Pigeon-livered Cowardly. A 10th-Century Old English translation of the Bible contained the immortal phrase. Dont sard another mans wife It cant really get clearer than that.