Whats a New Years resolution.

New year's day dad jokes. When dads say long time no see when they see someone twice in one day. Why is a New Years Resolution like a little kid. That wont make anyone actually respect you but at least you can feel a little pride in your work.

Doctor I swallowed a key. Wheres your mother I havent seen her ALL YEAR Man Im so hungry I havent eaten ALL YEAR WOW weve been watching this TV ALL YEAR. I havent seen you for a year.

Whats the problem with jogging on New Years Eve. My friend asked me where I see myself in the new year. Have you seen my daughter.

After all puns do take a bit of work but these witty jokes actually elevate your dad jokes to another level. Hi hungry Im dad. She works in mens pants Hungry Dad Im hungry.

The best dad jokes are so bad theyre good. New Years Funny Dad Jokes. What do you say to your friends on New Years Eve.

I raised my left leg before the ball dropped so I could start the New Year off on the right foot. I return to work tomorrow with a child-like belief that 2023 is the year people will think at least twice before hitting Reply All. Have a laughing good time this New Years Day.