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New year's day dad jokes. It can also help you talk about what you want to accomplish in the year ahead with your kids. After all puns do take a bit of work but these witty jokes actually elevate your dad jokes to another level. And thankfully theres one tailored for just about every occasion.

35 Best Dad Jokes for Every Day of the Year. I took an IQ test and the results were negative. Who knew ringing in the New Year could be funny.

That wont make anyone actually respect you but at least you can feel a little pride in your work. Dad asks the nearest sales assistant. The ice falls out of your drinks.

I return to work tomorrow with a child-like belief that 2023 is the year people will think at least twice before hitting Reply All. My friend asked me where I see myself in the new year. What do you tell someone you didnt see at New Years Eve.

To kick start my New Year. Wheres your mother I havent seen her ALL YEAR Man Im so hungry I havent eaten ALL YEAR WOW weve been watching this TV ALL YEAR. About 3 years ago.

Here are 10 witty bad dad jokes. My New Years resolution is to be more optimistic by. My New Years resolution is to stop procrastinating.