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New year resolution funny. Im so excited to make new plans and new memories with you. Unfortunately their New Years resolutions end quickly and soon they are back to the same thing again. While its evident that traditions similar to present-day New Years resolutions have existed for millennia it can still be tricky to come up with the perfect resolution.

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Here are some of the funniest New Years Resolutions that we have found. Funny happy new year wishes quotes. Every year people make resolutions to change something about themselves or start doing something differently.

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