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This usually does not happen but theres nothing wrong in getting a little creative with your New Years resolve. But before that here are some funny new year resolutions that you can make or laugh about absolutely your choice. A lot of people commit to challenging tasks like losing weight or getting a promotion.

I resolve to be just a little bit nicer to people who do exactly what I want. Every year people make resolutions to change something about themselves or start doing something differently. But New Years resolutions dont have to be so serious.

You can use these resolution jokes to wish your close ones like friends. Check out below for 10 of the most funny new years resolutions ever made. Why do you sound so surprised Bridgette took a sip from her wine.

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Why would you think that. Trim my nose and ear hairs Attend Comic-Con dressed like a Klingon. Use these top funny new years resolutions in your witty speech.