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Joke things not to say on thanksgiving. Why track them when I know where they are. Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. Thank you all so much in advance D Facebook Page.

Tying the legs together will keep the inside moist. Shes 5000 pounds fully inflated and it takes 15 men to hold her down. Which side of a turkey has the most feathers.

This includes saying things like This needs more salt or This is too spicy. Everybody at the supermarket just staring. Did you know that just before that first Thanksgiving dinner there was one wise old Native American woman saying Dont feed them.

What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day. Im in the mood for a little dark meat. Following is our collection of funny Thanksgiving jokesThere are some thanksgiving feast jokes no one knows to tell your friends and to make you laugh out loudTake your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers or where the setup is the punchline.

Theres comedian Kevin James for example saying Thanksgiving man. Free Stuff at FreeCenter. Stick to these 20 funny Thanksgiving quotes to share.

Why did the farmer have to separate the chicken and the turkey. Talk about huge breasts. Funny joke of the day is.