I dont remember the date I only know it was my birthday because there was no cake or presents.

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Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you have not committed. Happy Birthday to you.

Apparently there are so many candles on your birthday cake that it can be seen from outer space. An unknown author once quipped Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake Astronaut John Glenn said what so many people feel about remembering the day of birth with For all the advances in medicine theres still no cure for the common birthday. Do not be so pessimistic today.

Gotta get it even if its in the worse way. This is the funniest birthday wish I could think of Happy Birthday. -Jarod Kintz Age is a relative term.