Im so broke contemplating buying gas or food lmao.

Im so broke jokes. Im so broke I go to KFC and lick other peoples fingers. Original Poster 1 year ago. Does your checking account currently have a negative balance.

My cousin is so poor. So the Devil came to him and said I will make you a world class painter youll be rich and famous. Yo mama so poor she went to McDonalds and put a milkshake on layaway.

- If I knew you were so poor I would never have married you HUSBAND. If you answered yes to. Im so broke that I just went into McDonalds and put a small fry on layaway.

Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Im so broke if a trip around the world cost a nickel I wouldnt have enough to leave the couch. Those of you who have teens can tell them clean poor yo mama so poor dad jokes.

The poor kid is now cockeyed. I have found if you change lint in pocket rent you make quite a profit. Im so broke I gotta jack off the dog to feed the cat.

That way Id have something new to ware and something to play with. 23 Jokes Youll Only Get If Youre Poor The only thing dry in January is my bank account by Jemima Skelley. Money Jokes - Poor People Jokes.