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How to write a funny birthday message. This message is a fun reminder that getting older doesnt mean you have to change. When I cry in my car on the way to work its really because Im so happy to work here. But if all these things feel a bit far-fetched and you are still unable to decide what funny things to put on a cake worry not we will have it done for you.

You will need the energy to blow off your candles. Happy Birthday old friend. When you dont have a lot of time or a lot of ideas there are some easy birthday gifts that are sure to go well.

Best Birthday Greetings You know how most people on your birthday tell you My goodness you never seem to age Well Im not one of them. I know your a wonderful man. The Most Hilarious Birthday Messages Happy birthday to a man who is really younger than he looks.

Only if they are much older than that Youre halfway to _____. The best way to remember your wifes birthday is to forget it once. Have a fabulous day today and remember.

For some reason when I go birthday shopping for you I end up finding a lot more gifts for myself. Happy Birthday to your birthday but then I funny messages for pride. Remember even if you have to get older you never have to grow up.

Happy birthday to a person who is smart good looking and funny and reminds me a lot of myself. Happy birthday old fart. Happy Birthday to a guy whos witty manly handsome and reminds me a lot of myself.