If you live to be 100 I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day so I never have to live without you.

How to wish someone a happy birthday funny. Hit a donkey with your foot. If you have wisely utilized the humorous theme then this is a wonderful option for making someone happy. Dogpile on the birthday boygirl Tackle victim and convince others to pile up on top 3.

I hope your birthday is as amazing as what your current life appears to be on social media. These funny birthday wishes below are guaranteed to turn the frown on their faces upside down and bring a smile to their face instantly. They say age is just a number.

The older the song the sweeter the tune. 20 Funny Birthday Wishes for Older People Memes and Quotes. Happy birthday to one of the few people I can actually tolerate on a daily basis.

For you its a really really big number. We hear this greeting every time we reach the commemorative day of our birth. Im sending you smiles and laughs to make your special day brighter.

More Funny Birthday Wishes Finally here are some miscellaneous birthday wishes to put a smile on someones face. I didnt get you a gift or a card but please accept this half-assed Happy Birthday wish sent via social media. Want a funny and sarcastic way to wish them Happy Birthday Check out our favorite 20 funny birthday wishes for older people 100 original.

I see youve got a lot of experience in life. Happy birthday gal I am political enough to remember your birth date but to forget your age. Cheeky Kid is a cybernaut who spends a lot of time browsing the web grasping infinite information and reveling in entertainment and fun.