Enjoy your gift of nothing.

How to wish birthday in a funny way. Im so glad we met when were kids. These ideas can be sent in a card a text message or email or said directly to the person on their birthday. Dogpile on the birthday boygirl Tackle victim and convince others to pile up on top 3.

Happy Birthday on your very special day I hope that you dont die before you eat your cake. Funny Birthday Quotes Wishes. I hope you have an excellent time in the company of yours.

Remember even if you have to get older you never have to grow up. Hit a donkey with your foot. Time and tide wait for none but the time can stand still for a woman of your age.

My two favorite birthday countdown ideas. Call me if you need help disposing of a body. Click Here for 20 Funny Birthday Wishes for Superman Fans.

Another step to the grave. Oh jeez thats almost dead in doggy years. Wait you are how old.

Happy Birthday man if someone calls you old whack him with your walking stick. Hope you consume plenty of cake beer and ED meds. Stick a fun note memory photo or treat in each one all the way up to their birthday.