Web “some family trees bear an enormous crop of nuts.” — wayne huizenga.

Happy thanksgiving funny quotes for friends and family. Thanksgiving is an emotional holiday. I can’t tell you how thankful i am to have people like you in my life. “if you are really thankful, what do you do?

Learning to be thankful is one of the greatest gifts i’ve ever given myself. Friends are the family we chose for ourselves. Happy thanksgiving my closest friend!

I wish may our friendship always be the real and eternal! “there is one day that is ours. I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.—erma bombeck.

Having a family is having people that know your story, and where you are in it. “there is no such thing as fun for the whole family.¨ — jerry seinfeld. “i can’t cook a thanksgiving dinner.

May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump. Web — edward young. “thanksgiving is an emotional holiday.

Not a good day to be my pants. —kevin james. Web enjoy the feasting! “for those of you who cannot be with family this thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.” — andy borowitz.