To butter up the guests!

Hand turkey puns. I rode over here as fast as i could. What do you call a turkey with a carrot in each ear? Enjoy this post that’s stuffed full of funny turkey puns.

Web an “old squawk”! Web whether you’re talking about their drumstick dance moves, their poultry sense of humor, or their cranberry companions, turkey puns are sure to carve a smile. Can’t wait to get basted.

Web you roast the turkey. What sound does a turkey’s phone make? As in, “give me your hend (hand),” and “do you have a hendle (handle) on it?” and “you look so hendsome tonight,” and “your hendwriting has.

Strut your stuff and give thanks. Web thanksgiving is poultry in motion. Keep calm and gobble on.

You had me at turkey. Why did the turkey go to the hospital? Web put on a festive hat.

To get to the other side! Proceeds will benefit novato public. I would love to eat less thanksgiving leftovers,.