Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair.

Getting old funny birthday quotes. Happy Birthday my relic of a friend. Its like See if you can blow this out-Jerry Seinfeld We are only young once. Enjoy the trip-Author Unknown You know youre getting old when you get that one candle on the cake.

To make a success of it youve got to start young - Theodore Roosevelt Birthdays are good for you. 5 Inspiring Ways To Make Your. You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake-Bob Hope Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life-Daniel Francois Esprit Auber Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened-Cora Harvey Armstrong.

Getting Old Funny Quotes. As you get older three things happen. Happy birthday to you dear.

Happy Birthday Old Man Quotes These birthday quotes are all about getting older and old age so should be perfect to tease and poke fun at a male friend of yours. You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun.

As you get older the pickings get slimmer but the people dont. I would joke about you getting old but Im afraid youll laugh your teeth out. Happy Birthday you old softy.

Are getting old when you leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd. Old age is always fifteen years older than I am - Oliver Wendell Holmes Men do not quit playing because they grow oldthey grow old because they quit playing - Oliver Wendell Holmes Old age is like everything else. The first is your memory goes and I cant remember the other two.