Are getting old when you leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.

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My daughter got me a worlds best dad mug. I would joke about you getting old but Im afraid youll laugh your teeth out. 25 Best Funny Quotes Happy Birthday Memes That Prove Getting Old Is Awesome We all know its coming but were still surprised when the first signs of aging make their debutThe good news is that getting older is not all about wrinkles creaky knees and forgetting why we walked into a room.

The first is your memory goes and I cant remember the other two. Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. Its like See if you can blow this out-Jerry Seinfeld We are only young once.

Giving a smile to a birthday person can be a great surprise in the midst of our busy lives which often do not allow us to live in a relaxed way. Happy Birthday to a relic from a bygone era. Getting older birthday quotes funny is for as many who would like to laugh as they bring to memory the special day of their birth or their loved ones.

To make a success of it youve got to start young - Theodore Roosevelt Birthdays are good for you. The quick witted are able to take it in the comic sense. If anyone calls you old hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them.

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