You know youre getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

Getting old funny birthday quotes. I was going to make fun of you on your birthday. Getting older birthday quotes funny is for as many who would like to laugh as they bring to memory the special day of their birth or their loved ones. Birthdays are a celebration of past healthy years and a wish for more to come.

Getting Old Funny Quotes. Old age is always fifteen years older than I am - Oliver Wendell Holmes Men do not quit playing because they grow oldthey grow old because they quit playing - Oliver Wendell Holmes Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it youve got to start young - Theodore Roosevelt Birthdays are good for you.

As you get older the pickings get slimmer but the people dont. The quick witted are able to take it in the comic sense. Happy Birthday you old softy.

Funny Old Age Birthday Quotes. The first is your memory goes and I cant remember the other two. Happy Birthday The Old Boy.

New York Times 1974. 100 Humorous Funny Birthday Wishes Quotes of 2021 Happy birthday Funny Birthday Quotes and Funny Birthday wishes. Welcome to the curmudgeonly years you crusty old bastard you.

Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional. Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. Are getting old when you leave concerts and ballgames early to beat the crowd.