Please hurry up and get well soon.

Get well card funny messages. I hope this message finds you feeling better and on the road to recovery. I always knew you were sick but not this way. Get well soon.

As soon as you are feeling up to it our next coffee date is on me. Get well as quickly as possible. The wishes would bring a smile on the face of the receiver being filled with funny quotes.

Please dear recover your lazy ass and come back to us. Sending a get well soon message as a card or message can help show someone that you love them and care about them. You mean the world to me so get well soon.

Its time to get all the bed rest and fluids that you deserve so much. If an ill person likes to laugh then one of these may work well. Hope you get well soon.

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Theres a load of washing up for you to do. These funny Get-Well wishes will reinforce their opinion of you as a true wiseass. Get well soon so you can once again experience all the fun and delight that life has to offer.