Maybe grandma will trip over the dog again Kids.

Funny turkey sayings. Get your fat pants ready. May your yams are. Someone needs to tell the turkey man just be yourself.

If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough you start to get mad at turkeys. Explore Turkeys Quotes by authors including Ted Nugent John Muir and George Clooney at BrainyQuote. Hope my relatives are.

These funny thanksgiving quotes are perfect for a smile. I want to be out in the woods I want to be where its wild I want to wake up and hear. Scroll through to the rest for a much-needed laugh or two.

Vegetables are a must on a diet. What if we eat a lot with people that annoy the hell out of us. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump.

The most popular color. I suggest carrot cake zucchini bread and pumpkin pie which was said by Garfield cartoonist Jim Davis. Funny Thanksgiving Quotes.

All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast Another humorous one for all the pie fans out there is. Scatter them around your Thanksgiving table to bring laughs all throughout dinner. The most common funny turkey saying material is ceramic.