You get more stuffing.

Funny turkey quote. For seconds check. I want to be out in the woods I want to be where its wild I want to wake up and hear. May your yams be delicious and your pies take the prize and may your Thanksgiving dinner stay off your thighs Anonymous.

Instead of a turkey were having a swan. May your turkey be plump. Funny Thanksgiving Quotes May your stuffing be tasty May your turkey is plump May your potatoes and gravy Have nary a lump.

Thanksgiving Day became a habit for the reason that in the course of time as the years drifted on it was perceived that the exterminating had ceased to be mutual and was all on the white mans side consequently on the Lords side. Hope my relatives are. Breakfast is my favorite way to start off the day.

Cout your blessings not your calories. Get your fat pants ready. I want to be out in the woods I want to be where its wild I want to wake up and hear birds I want to walk outside and see a gaggle of turkeys bouncing across my lawn - I want to be someplace like that - or I want to be right in the middle of an urban environment.

If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough you start to get mad at turkeys. The turkey because it. We have taken the best ones we could find including the ones you guys have sent to us and added them here.

121 Funny Turkey Puns Jokes and Quotes for Celebrating Thanksgiving Day Using the Turkey Puns in Thanksgiving. Hence it was proper to thank the Lord for it and extend the usual annual compliments. May your potatoes and gravy have nary a lump.