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Funny tips for drinking. Here Are 50 Quotes From Our Collection Of Funny Drinking Quotes For T-Shirts 01. There is no shame in not being able to handle the hard stuff. You might consider making a minor change by substituting most effective way for best way a sure way or a sure-fire wayThe first couple of words may be changed but the last part of the joke should remain intact because it is the punch line.

War and drink are the two things man is never too poor to buy. This quote sarcastically comments on the people who know that taking alcohol is harmful. Oktoberfest wiesn is here and when it comes to drinking always drink responsibly.

Firstly here are 6 effective tips to quit drinkingfor top tips in more detail click here. Shut Up Liver You Are Fine. If you drink on an empty stomach you will feel the effects of alcohol much faster which can mean your night ends too soon.

However people speak in many ways. 10 A Tale of Friendship. 8 Going on Tilt.

I dont have a drinking problem Cept when I cant get a drink Tom Waits The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind Humphrey Bogart There comes a time in every womans life when the only thing that helps is a glass of champagne Bette Davis Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. 12 Drinking or Yoga. This one-liner joke is simple and hardly needs to be re-tuned to your audience.

11 Drink Lay Down or Lay Down Drink. Try having a soft drink for some rounds to reduce the amount youre drinking or opt out of rounds altogether. 9 Whats Your Poison.