2 Doctors Advice - Only One Glass a Day.

Funny tips for drinking. This one-liner joke is simple and hardly needs to be re-tuned to your audience. Funny Drinking Sayings and Quotes. Firstly here are 6 effective tips to quit drinkingfor top tips in more detail click here.

There is no shame in not being able to handle the hard stuff. Drink because you are happy but never because you are miserable. You dont need willpower to stop drinking.

The best way to stop drinking is to change the way you think about it. Dont reduce your alcohol consumption. 8 Going on Tilt.

This quote sarcastically comments on the people who know that taking alcohol is harmful. If you eat well and drink plenty of water before going out drinking your body will slow its absorption of the alcohol you drink. Be cool about withdrawal.

For ladies always go to the bar in a group and never split up for whatever reason. One martini is alright two is too many three is not enough. 13 Try a Little Group Therapy.

Like I said drinking is like a sport and we all have our weight class. If youre at a house party with endless cardboard suitcases of cheap beer magically appearing at every turn bring a drink koozie you know those foam. 14 Low Alcohol Wine.