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Funny things to tell a new dad. Imagine youre drowning then someone hands you a baby -Jim Gaffigan. Dad is a big Pokemon Go player. BuzzFeed As Is Something for everyone interested in hair makeup style and.

Discover unique things to do places to eat and sights to see in the best destinations around the world with Bring Me. Today is a great opportunity for you to eat everything you want as its your birthday. Once while folding clothes he exclaimed Alright I caught all the laundrymon.

Enjoy the birthday cake. I will accept you for whatever your sexuality is 1 month later Me. Unknown The art of being a parent is to sleep when baby is not looking.

You can tell what was the best year of your fathers life because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out. My father had a profound influence on me he was a lunatic. If not youre on your own.

This is a story about one of my favorite dad jokes. I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. Fatherhood brings as many comical moments as it does precious ones.

Honestly when it comes to parenting youre always on your own. Endless droning about nicknames. Shannon Fife A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.