Enjoy the birthday cake.

Funny things to tell a new dad. But thats half the fun. Fatherhood brings as many comical moments as it does precious ones. Dad jokes for the worldly dads Niece.

Whether your significant other is a first-time dad or a parenting pro hes probably had his fair share of laugh-out-loud dad stories. Honestly when it comes to parenting youre always on your own. The other half is snickering when people ask for advice.

I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. Endless droning about nicknames. Interesting fact of the day.

Funny Dad Quotes. He said he wanted more proof. 25 Funniest Birthday Wishes for Dad Make Him Laugh Hard 1.

If not youre on your own. A father carries pictures where his money used to be -Steve Martin. Unknown The art of being a parent is to sleep when baby is not looking.

A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. Having children is like living in a frat house nobody sleeps everythings broken and theres a lot of throwing up -Ray Romano. I have a lot of friends named Nathan theres Nathan.