Happy birthday dad.

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You always made me feel safe and secure. Funny Things Dads Say. My room isnt dirty I just have everything on display.

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Thats why Im asking you. Wishing Happy Fathers Day to my stepdad. Everything I say can and will be used against me.

I know money doesnt grow on trees. Look for it with your eyes not your mouth. You work so hard.