You always know the right way to make me laugh.

Funny things to say to your dad. Dont worry too much it happens at this age. Which US state is famous for its mini sodas. Congratulations dad for completing half century of life.

50 Hilarious Jokes to Send Your Dad This Fathers Day 33 Sometimes in the middle of the night my wife will shout out things like Hobbit Mordor or Gandalf. You cant have a champagne budget with a beer income. Funny Things To Say To Dad On Fathers Day Dad you may think this money is for you this Fathers Day but we all know this is really going towards flowers for.

I know money doesnt grow on. Handling one dad is not enough and I have two. And when theyre about Dad they take on a whole new -- and hilarious -- turn.

Your voice gives me comfort. Finding a half worm. 41 My dad always said Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and convince her to marry you.

Try to imagine how little I care. Warm wishes on Fathers Day to my amazing step dad. I know I can count on you always.

Do not dance all night otherwise you could feel pain in your body. Your presence in my life indicates that God is taking real good care of me Happy Fathers Day to my dearest stepdad who has always made me smile with his presents. Whats the best part.