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Funny things to say to new parents. 3 All our best to your little miracle. Me or you Variations include. Congratulations on the birth of your adorable baby boy.

Welcoming a new baby is a special occasion that calls for flowers gifts and of course cards. 90 of parenting is just thinking about when you can lie down again. Congratulations on becoming a parent Be proud of the moments that comes from having and nurturing a new tender life.

Get your spaghetti out of between your toesand keep eating It sounded better in my head. Parents used to threaten kids with spankings tell them to stop crying and send them to bed without dinner. Funny Baby Quotes for New Parents.

Its me or the house. The new parents will already hope their little bundle of joy is going to conquer the world so make some fun observations like Look at those arms and legs -- hes going to be a baseball player Even though the new parents know that you cant possibly tell. Being the parent of a new baby can quickly sap your strength and keep you wandering aimlessly in a land of not-enough-sleep.

Who is the parent here. Congratulations on your new role as proud parents of a happy and healthy baby boy girl. Unknown The art of being a parent is to sleep when baby is not looking.

Happy parents are good parents. Give the new mom and dad a note just from you. That said theres some true wisdom to be gleaned from those who have gone before us.