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Funny things to say to new moms. When my brother my sister and I were little kids and we ran around outdoors my mom would say If you fall down and break your legs dont come running to meKathy Milici Newton New. Funny Baby Quotes For New Parents. Not the fit mom not the Pinterest mom not the PTA mom not every other mom you think you should be.

Weve scoured the internet and rounded up 34 funny creative and brutally honest cards for expectant mamas. You inspire me to a better parent to my children Shell be happy to know that her parenting style is worth emulating in your eyes. So while I cant give specific and practical advice to new parents I can offer them I mean WARN THEM about many of the issues coming down the line.

But sometimes the sentimental messages found in the greeting card aisle dont quite capture what you want to say to the mom-to-be. But just a warning do as I say. All 700 of these parenting tips could be considered funny parenting advice for new parents.

Quietly go into your room and rest your head on your pillow. Its nostalgia and camaraderie. Kim Bongiorno is an author freelance writer and the award-winning blogger behind Let Me Start By Saying.

Need to wake up your baby. That doesnt have to be an obstacle though. Nice Things to Say to Your Mom in a Card.

If parenthood came with a GPS it would mostly say recalculating. Funny baby quotes for new parents should be given out in the hospital upon discharge for those difficult days and nights. And given an opportunity to complete a sentence most of us wouldnt waste it on passing judgement especially on new moms.