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Funny things to say to new dads. You rock a baby to sleep for a year or two and suddenly your body doesnt want to stop. All 700 of these parenting tips could be considered funny parenting advice for new parents. Jokes are always funnier when you tell them.

I know the best gift for you is seeing my smiling face and thats why on your birthday Ive bought a dress for myself and have come to wish you with an empty hand. CONGRATULATIONS An obvious one but still goes down a treat. Sweet Things to Say to Your Father Im so happy that youre my father.

Funny Dad Sayings and Quotes. Muscle memory is a funny thing. Luckily we have complied a list of things that every new dad wants to hear.

Funny congratulations to new parents Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Yes you realize the funny looks youre getting as you keep doing that slow side-to-side shuffle on the bus but at least youre getting your steps in. Ask your mother When the answer is no but your dad doesnt want to tell you he tries to take the easy way out.

He said he wanted more proof. Kids just say the darnedest things dont they. But just a warning do as I say.

It doesnt matter if. And when theyre about Dad they take on a whole new -- and hilarious -- turn. Lets Get Funny Heres a fun factno not that youre getting older.