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Funny things to say to dad on his birthday. Birthdays are like vacations. Happy 60th birthday Dad. I know you think I get everything from mom but there is so much in me that is you too.

If youre going to take a nap at this age let us knowwe wouldnt want to bury you by accident. But at least youre not extinct. Some words of wisdom for your birthday Smile while you still have teeth Happy Birthday you old fart.

Happy birthday old wise one. Because his feet smell and his nose is always running. A little grey hair is a small price to pay for so much wisdom.

Dad I hope you find a fun way to waste some time on your birthday. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. Hes so old that when he orders a three-minute egg they ask for the money up front.

You have my permission Daddy celebrating you as my rock and as a loving pillar of our community You deserve a margarita with the good tequila today. Smurfs for the grown-ups. Why did dad put wheels on grandpas rocking chair.

Happy Birthday Dad Quotes and Messages. May God fill your life with a brighter smile and more joy than ever. Dear Dad Thank you for being the best and most supportive father any girl could ask for.