Theres really only one true birthday.

Funny things to say to dad on his birthday. Ancient papyrus greeting cards. But at least youre not extinct. I know it hurts to see people enjoying the fact that you are getting older and greyer.

Birthdays are like vacations. Happy 60th birthday Dad. Birthdays are like cheese.

Take the edge off of any upcoming birthday jitters with a few 40th birthday jokes about finally getting to the top of and going over the hill. So read on and enjoy. Cherish every day with every blessing life has offered you.

You have my permission Daddy celebrating you as my rock and as a loving pillar of our community You deserve a margarita with the good tequila today. I am proud to be your parent. Why did dad put wheels on grandpas rocking chair.

Turning 50 is a milestone but it can be hard to know what to write in a card so add a silly quote and send them over the hill with a bit of flair. These messages are designed to bring out the kindest wishes for your father on his birthday. Guess I know where I got my good looks from.

Many happy returns of the day. Im at an age when my back goes out more than I do. I couldnt remember having said I love you to him since maybe scrawling it on a card in kindergarten.