Funny congratulations to new parents Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Funny things to say to a new father. Luckily we have complied a list of things that every new dad wants to hear. Maybe there is a reason youve run into each other. Jokes are always funnier when you tell them.

Funny Fathers Day Messages from Baby Warm wishes on Fathers Day to you papa. I tried rearranging the alphabet but for some reason U and I would never separate. CONGRATULATIONS An obvious one but still goes down a treat.

After all the father-of-the-bride can have a little fun much like the best man did in his speech. If you have done your card shopping you might notice that many of the cards use stereotypes about dads to poke fun at what dads can be like. Heres a funny quote by Elizabeth Stone.

Sweet Things to Say to Your Father Im so happy that youre my father. I think I have a heart attack every time I am with you. Here are the 16 best funny things to say to a girl.

A father is always making his baby into a little woman. There are a lot of funny things to say but somehow kids say them the best. I will always be the son who is going to follow your footsteps because you are my hero The worlds cutest baby is wishing the worlds most amazing dad a very Happy Fathers Day.

Today you have been blessed with a beautiful and healthy baby. For the dad who is still reaching for the tattered school photo of you from his wallet to show all of his buddies. You must have heard that girls like the funny guys the best.