Look for it with your eyes not your mouth.

Funny things to say to a new dad. I told her I wasnt sure. But just a warning do as I say and not as I screwed up Hopefully new and veteran parents will find some of the advice in these notes helpful. Just after she got engaged my daughter asked me how much it costs to get married.

I wish I was born as a baby to you because the way you treat me I truly feel fortunate. And if you too wanna be that funny guy then take a look at this one and find funny things to say to a girl. It doesnt matter if I grow taller than you.

Youve always been such an awesome dad. Today is a great opportunity for you to eat everything you want as its your birthday. They say a joke becomes a dad joke when it becomes apparent.

I want my son to wear a helmet 24 hours a day. All 700 of these parenting tips could be considered funny parenting advice for new parents. Heres to more bad.

My dearest Dad I know today is your birthday but its not a real holiday so Im not too excited about it. We would say its when its all groan. Yes you realize the funny looks youre getting as you keep doing that slow side-to-side shuffle on the bus but at least youre getting your steps in.

You cant have a champagne budget with a beer income. You couldnt track an elephant in ten feet of snow. For the dad who is still reaching for the tattered school photo of you from his wallet to show all of his buddies.