What do you think is the hardest thing about being a parent.

Funny things to say at thanksgiving. Were having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Whew thats one terrific spread. When do you serve rubber turkey.

Each day you think of something to be thankful for write it down and write why you are thankful for it. With friends like you my cup runneth over. My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

If you could only eat three things. Instead of a turkey were having a swan. You may get funny looks but thats a part of the fun.

If someone else has graciously opened their home to you this Thanksgiving you want to be the best guest you can be. Encourage your children to show gratitude by teaching them how to say thank you in a different language. Well you should get a turkey.

This year as you sit down at the Thanksgiving table here are some of things you might find yourself saying and heres what you just might mean. Im in the mood for a little dark meat. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

Your ancestors must have been awesome because your genes fit you. Ash- This is my turn Justice. Hope everyone has a wonderful Thanksgiving.